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	Friendr
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finally
someone who gets it

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[ well damn ]

Starting to think I was the only one.

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tell me about it
too many morons use this crapass app

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Doesn't that make us morons too?

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speak for yourself

[ sure, she's on here, but jess isn't dumb enough to fall for this goddamn joke. she's not going to spark up an actual connection. ]

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I usually do.

[ Sorry, Jess, but ur still human. Connections will happen whether you want them or not. ]

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[ gross. shut up. ]

the most you'll find on here is a hookup
if you're looking for more, you're a dumbass

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[ You can't escape the truth!!! ]

The I guess it works out well for me.
Assuming that's why you're here and not just talking out your ass.

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charming

[ he's a smug asshole like her. perfect. ]

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Not really. But if a hookup is what you want, I'm game.

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don't do me any favors

[ while she's not opposed to it either, she's also a little shit. ]

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I'll try not to.

[ She's met her match. ]

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then it's settled
you're not my type anyway

[ she's tempted to just dismiss him with an insult. it's not like anything healthy can come from this encounter. then again, jessica jones is known for her poor life choices. decisions, decisions. ]

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No, probably not.

[ He's been down this road before. ]