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	Friendr
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	» Age: 29 » Seeking: -- » Preferences: open » Interests: no » Bio: I hate these things.
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	Arthur
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Never would've guessed.

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Do you actually expect it to work, like that? Flies with honey, Arthur.

[ And yet, here he is. What in the fuck that actually says, he doesn't know. Doesn't matter. ]

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It'll work as it is or it won't. I'd rather be honest about my feelings than list a bunch of bullshit.

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This says absolutely nothing about you other than you're far too young to act twice your age.

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What is that suppose to mean?

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You sound like an old man trying to find a way to push the world away.

[ "Die alone" is really what he wants to say, but even for this, it feels too harsh. ]

You're not even thirty, go LIVE a little, would you? Even just reading this makes me feel ancient.

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No, I'm a man that hates dating profiles and all their shitty setups.

No one forced you to read this.

[ HE CAN BE A CANTANKEROUS BASTARD IF HE WANTS TO GDI ]

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Then why bother?

[ Of course he read it, you idiot. He cares. ]

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Why did you bother with yours?

[ HUFFS WHATEVER ]

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Networking, darling. A man has to start somewhere.

[ Attention. And that sure as hell worked...at least it did in this case and that's good enough. ]

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Exactly my point.

Are you done pestering me now?

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No, because you're still missing it.

🐝🍯=💰

Shoving people away is the opposite of the point.

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I'm not missing it.

Go emoji at someone else.

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💔💔💔

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[ UGH HE IS NOT USING EMOJIS BACK AT YOU. YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM. ]

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[ W A I T I N G . ]

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[ N O P E. ]